Famous Quotes from
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.
Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I never knew existed before.
Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.
I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.